Latest winter result: 5th (2022) • Best winter result: Runner-up (2010)

If The Boy wants something, he takes it. So has he just not wanted a Superstars victory enough? No one knows why this enigma is a serial underperformer but everyone knows he won't win it this year either.
Will do better than last year's low of an incinerated wooden spoon, but not by much.
Joker: Arcade game
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Table Tennis | W3 L4 | 9pts | 6th | 4th | 7 | 7 | 4th | ||||||
| Arcade game | W3 | 1st | 1st | 20 | 27 | 1st | |||||||
| Air Hockey | W2 L5 | 6pts | 6th | 6th | 5 | 32 | 2nd | ||||||
| Bowling | 127 | 6th | 1st | 10 | 42 | 2nd | |||||||
| Darts | W2 L5 | 6pts | 3rd | 8th | 3 | 45 | 2nd | ||||||
| Table Football | W3 L4 | 9pts | 5th | 6th | 5 | 50 | 4th | ||||||
| Poker | 5th | 2nd | 9 | 59 | 3rd | ||||||||
| Drinking Challenge | 15.5s | 3rd | 3rd | 8 | 67 | 3rd | |||||||