Latest summer result: 4th (2025) • Best summer result: Runner-up (2016)

Uniquely unpredictable, Bald Paul has finished in every possible position in the summer, except first and last. He's also never finished in the same position twice, so he's going to have a dramatic tournament if he's to continue that trend. His generous odds for 2013 suggest that he's more likely to be propping up the standings than peering down from the top but he's certainly a dark-horse.