Latest winter result: Runner-up (2026) • Best winter result: Winner (2024)

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John kids himself every year that he could end seven years of hurt, and win the trophy in a tournament he dominated for its early years. This time around is no different and while he's not come close for many a year, and the bookies have him sussed, he still retains his deluded optimism. If he wins the darts and comes last in everything else he'll probably be happy.

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Results

       ResultScore Time Seeding Position PointsTotal Overall
Table TennisW4 L112pts4th1st10101st
Arcade gameW1 L17th4th5152nd
Air HockeyW4 L112pts3rd2nd8233rd
Bowling 90 4th5th4273rd
Table FootballPBW4 L212pts7th3rd6334th
Drinking Challenge 13.4s2nd2nd8414th
Dartspersonal best iconW618pts1st1st20611st
Poker 1st6th3641st

See also