Taylor – Summer 2005

Holder of the Victor Ladoram in his last year at school for all round sporting excellence, his prowess has since had not so much of a blip, but a full-on high-speed nose dive. Now chuffed with breaking the 100 barrier at golf and jogging two miles without feeling sick, the chinos of mediocrity suit him well (although now getting a little tight around the ass), and long may he wear them.

Chances: Hoping for a top 3 finish.

Joker: 100m