Latest summer result: Wooden spoon (2023) • Best summer result: 3rd (2013)

Better known for his stamina than skill, 'The Boy' will be looking to do well in the 800m. Lack of football experience due to his exile to Denmark is a concern, as are recent golfing performances. Mental toughness should make a difference; not motivated by recent 'friendlies', The Boy always raises his game when a trophy's involved.
Greatest sporting achievement: Completing the London Marathon in 1999 in a time of 3hrs 40 mins and winning the St. Georges School Cross Country despite constant taunting from senior members of the school.
Chances: Aiming not to come last, but hoping that John will be the biggest joker.
Joker: 800m