Latest summer result: Wooden spoon (2024) • Best summer result: Wooden spoon (2024)

Two things are inevitable; Brave Sir Robin will bravely finish last, and reference will be made to a tree-branch-based incident from two years ago. Or are they inevitable? We've had a season of sporting shocks, and while Robin is not quite 5,000/1, it would be a Leicester-esque shock to see him lift the trophy. But he remains the youngest Superstar and in an ageing, injury-riddled, O'Mahony-less field he should be aiming for his highest ever finish. He is also one of the funnier Superstars, so really should have some new material by now.