Robbie – Summer 2006

Has put on a bit more weight since last year's event (approximately two ounces), which should help his drive on the 7th hole of the golf. Rob has also been training with greyhounds at Walthamstow for the 100 metre race. Moreover, doing press-ups with bricks on his back and running up and down the Post Office Tower several times can only enhance his chances in the gym tests.

Chances: Dropped significantly since the re-introduction of Taylor, wanker. However, nothing that a couple of squirts of rohypnol into his Fosters shandy on the 4th August followed by an up-all-night session with Matt Arrowsmith can't sort out. Taking this into account I think a bicycle race would be an important event to include.

Joker: Gym Tests