Latest summer result: 4th (2025) • Best summer result: Runner-up (2016)

The Baldy Man is a decathlete trapped in the body of disabled darts player. Having fluked a 5th place finish in the 2004 summer Superstars he is under no illusion that in this year's event he will be awarded the booby prize.
Chances: None. Not even Michael Jackson's lawyer could help.
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Golf | PB | 34 | - | 1st | 12 | 12 | 1st | ||||||
| Gym Tests | 82 | - | =4th | 6.5 | 18.5 | 2nd | |||||||
| 100m | 13.3s | - | 8th | 3 | 21.5 | 4th | |||||||
| Basketball | 2 baskets | - | 5th | 6 | 27.5 | 5th | |||||||
| 800m | - | 10th | 1 | 28.5 | 7th | ||||||||
| Football | 4 goals | 1m 13s | - | 5th | 6 | 34.5 | 7th | ||||||
| Darts | 15pts | - | 1st | 12 | 46.5 | 7th | |||||||
| Pool | W6 L3 | 19pts | - | 2nd | 20 | 66.5 | 3rd | ||||||