Latest summer result: Runner-up (2022) • Best summer result: Winner (2014)

The 2021 favourite is going for his second summer title and describes himself as "fairly fit" which, as the rest of the Superstars decline and languish, is tantamount to cheating. His Achilles heal is his fair Irish complexion and the prospect of a hot summers day, which sadly is not in the forecast four days out. If he gets a second title to his name could this be the beginning of a dynasty? Perhaps only Taylor and global warming can stop him?
Joker: 100m