Latest winter result: Wooden spoon (2026) • Best winter result: Winner (2023)

Making his long awaited comeback from a self-imposed year-off, The Daddy returns older, wiser, and undoubtedly heavier. Will be disappointed to not have any response to strong lobbying for the inclusion of new events such as 'Nappy Changing', 'Sleep Deprivation' and 'Stair Gate Erection'.
Chances: Is unlikely to win, but with some clean strikes in the bowling and good cards in the poker he could be on course for a personal-best finish of the top three.
Joker: Bowling
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Air Hockey | PB | W6 L1 | 18pts | - | 2nd | 8 | 8 | 2nd | |||||
| Arcade game | W1 L2 | - | 7th | 2 | 10 | 5th | |||||||
| Bowling | 136 | - | 2nd | 16 | 26 | 1st | |||||||
| Table Tennis | W3 L4 | 9pts | - | 4th | 5 | 31 | 3rd | ||||||
| Table Football | W5 L2 | 15pts | - | 2nd | 8 | 39 | 3rd | ||||||
| Poker | PB | - | 1st | 10 | 49 | 2nd | |||||||
| Drinking Challenge | 15.4s | - | 4th | 5 | 54 | 2nd | |||||||