Matthew – Summer 2024

Sporting achievement is thin on the ground, unlike Sore Nob himself who is self-described as "short, unfit and heavy", literally fat (near) the ground. He's welcomed back to Summer after his last appearance two years ago in which he confounded predictions by winning his worst events with PBs, and having the worst joker performance of the day in his "best" event. Predicting whether he'll turn up is one thing (childminder issues scuppered his last appearance), predicting how he'll perform is quite another.