Latest winter result: Wooden spoon (2025) • Best winter result: 3rd (2020)

Matthew 'Sore Nob' Cooper should consider himself unlucky to be least favourite for the tournament, and therefore favourite for the wooden spoon. He has never finished last in the Winter format and has good results in all events over the years, but he's never been able to string the performances together on the same day. Like so many things for him in day-to-day life, a consistent performance is just out of reach, and so once again he is long on odds and short on stature.
Joker: Darts
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Table Tennis | W1 L4 | 3pts | 5th | 5th | 4 | 4 | 5th | ||||||
| Arcade game | L2 | 3rd | 5th | 4 | 8 | 6th | |||||||
| Air Hockey | W2 L3 | 6pts | 4th | 3rd | 6 | 14 | 6th | ||||||
| Bowling | 132 | 6th | 1st | 10 | 24 | 4th | |||||||
| Drinking Challenge | 19.1s | 3rd | 3rd | 6 | 30 | 6th | |||||||
| Table Football | PB | W4 L1 | 12pts | 4th | 2nd | 8 | 38 | 5th | |||||
| Darts | W3 L2 | 9pts | 2nd | 3rd | 12 | 50 | 4th | ||||||
| Poker | 5th | 6th | 3 | 53 | 4th | ||||||||