Latest summer result: Runner-up (2026) • Best summer result: Winner (2025)

Victory is likely to elude John this tournament and so his sporting highlight of the year may come the day after Superstars, when he competes in a six mile jog around St Albans that conveniently features a pub stop every mile. Fit (ish) John has physically recovered from the hamstring tweak sustained in the spring, but mentally he bears the scars of a chronic injury sustained whilst walking. Success for this old, grey man (as his daughter's refer to him) will likely mean just being able to still walk on Monday.
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Team Pts | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Golf | 43 | 3rd | 4th | 6 | 2 | 8 | 3rd | |||||||
| Disc Golf | 31 | 1st | 1st | 10 | 18 | 2nd | ||||||||
| Basketball | 14pts | 3rd | 2nd | 4 | 2 | 24 | 1st | |||||||
| Pétanque | 28pts | 5th | 2nd | 8 | 32 | 1st | ||||||||
| Football | 4 goals | 2nd | 3rd | 3 | 2.5 | 37.5 | 1st | |||||||
| Cricket | 8 runs | 55.2s | 3rd | 2nd | 8 | 45.5 | 2nd | |||||||
| Pool | W2 L2 | 7pts | 3rd | 2nd | 8 | 53.5 | 1st | |||||||