Latest summer result: Runner-up (2026) • Best summer result: Winner (2025)

In organising the 10th anniversary extravaganza John has done all he can to ensure he ends the weekend with silverware, including inventing a plethora of superfluous and tenuous extra trophies. The Cat's body has aged badly in the last decade but the mind is a sharp as ever, vital for tweaking the rules and skewing the events imperceptibly in his favour.
Only best seven events count
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Golf | 44 | 3rd | 5th | 6 | 6 | 6th | |||||||
| 800m | 6th | 6th | 5 | 11 | 6th | ||||||||
| Basketball | 14pts | 3rd | 7th | 6 | 17 | 8th | |||||||
| Cycling | 1m 18s | 2nd | 5th | 12 | 29 | 5th | |||||||
| 100m | 15.7s | 5th | =5th | 5.5 | 34.5 | 7th | |||||||
| Football | 7 goals | 1m 41s | 5th | 3rd | 8 | 42.5 | 7th | ||||||
| Cricket | 0 runs | 4.6s | 5th | =8th | 2.5 | 45 | 7th | ||||||
| Pool | W4 L3 | 13pts | 3rd | 3rd | 8 | 50.5 | 8th | ||||||